Confession 1.
It is really (really) hard to make a stress fracture walking boot look fashionable.
Confession 2.
I haven't run in three solid weeks (see Confession 1) and this makes me very (very) crazy. Some days, I make productive and healthy choices. Some days, I do this instead...
Confession 1.
I cut off the tip of my finger cooking dinner on Saturday night. I kid you not. A trip to urgent care, tetanus shot, and two near-passing out episodes happened. Wine, careless collard green chopping, and a freshly sharpened knife do not mix well.
Confession 2.
I have the most amazing family. During this fairly traumatic experience:
- My mom coached me through the immediate post-cut procedures (apply that pressure!).
- My boyfriend drove me to urgent care and held my (other) hand through the pain of wound cleaning.
- My dad stayed on the phone with me while I changed my wound dressing to ensure I didn't pass out.
- And my brother and sister-in-law sent me this finger guard in the mail last night. Hilarious (and practical, apparently).
Confession 1.
I carry around my Insanity DVDs in Ziplock bags. I literally toss them in my gym bag like this. It is a sheer miracle they haven't snapped in two by now...
Confession 2.
First, that I actually took the time to create a Wilson Phillips Pandora radio station. And second, that this is my number one choice of background music while cooking in the kitchen. Needless to say, my boyfriend goes in the other room.
Confession 1.
I cooked this entire meal of eggplant pizza with the sticker still on the eggplant. I probably would have ate it, too, if I wasn't taking pictures of it for the blog...
Confession 2.
Given my state of sheer panic and constant 5 AM mornings with teaching this semester, this absolutely ridiculous fluffy and over-sized jacked from Target is pretty much all I wear these days. Fashionable? Definitely not. Cozy and comfortable and I don't give a sh*t? Yesssssss.
Confession 1.
I ripped a hole in the sleeve of my not cheap running jacket because I was too lazy to take my watch off first. I was hooooot people. Real hot.
Confession 2.
Sometimes I load the dishwasher like this. I know what you are thinking, and you are correct. 60% of this load did not get clean. I never claimed it was an efficient system...